TCU has an open position in American. I am busy at work on my cover letter. Do you think this line will help:
I have always wanted to visit Ft. Worth, if only to **** on the grave of one L.H. Oswald.
TCU has an open position in American. I am busy at work on my cover letter. Do you think this line will help:
I have always wanted to visit Ft. Worth, if only to **** on the grave of one L.H. Oswald.
^ Of course, in the real letter I will not use *** but will instead spell out pi.ss
Why insult a local hero?
I thought you were going for s.h.i.t. but p.i.s.s. will work just as well I suppose.
Ironically the job posting is for the Lee Harvey Oswald Chair in Presidential Politics at TCU
Just write: "I eat Chick-Fil-A for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day except for Sundays."
^ then stay out of Chicago, friend.
any update on if they have fly outs scheduled?
Not sure if they have flyouts. I know they drive you from the airport in an open covertible, winding through the streets of Dallas, past a grassy knoll, a book depository, lots of tall buildings with windows, etc. Can't see any potential problems with that